Anti-Hero

It’s a testament to how much you like the person when you don’t think about kissing them or fucking them as much as you think about doing the boring things with them.

Because, yeah, we’re humans. We wanna do it. We want to feel that rush of adrenaline and tap into the most basic of instincts, but when you fantasize and romanticize about the little things, you have something special.

Cause girl, you know me, I’m a hopeless, and I’m hopelessly looking forward to every mundane and boring moment that the world has for us. Long bus rides together? Hell yes. Standing in line with you? Sign me up. Deciding what to order? Oh yeah.

I kick my head into day dream overdrive mode and (well let’s face it, I’m still human, I’ll think about boning you too) but more often or not it’s the living things I imagine with you! Grocery shopping with you would be fantastic because then I don’t have to worry about buying a bunch of junk food, you’d be there to hold me back. Or other way around. We’d take turns on who’s the responsible shopper.

How about folding laundry? I’d do that with you. Hard. I’ll even do the part before hand, and I know, we getting a little freaky with the washing machine and the dryer but hey, I’ll get down on that and I’ll bring my own things too: detergent AND fabric softener.

Baby, me and you, we can clean out that fridge like no tomorrow. Cause I know we’ll have different ways in storing it (I like putting milk in the center aisle, you like it on the door. We can work pass that!) but this is something that we HAVE to do and I’m willing to do it with a smile. Even the freezer!

Why? Well. I just think that it’s not about the things you do, but who you do it with.

So bring on the cooking of meals, the cleaning of the house, gardening, weeding, getting your oil changed, and even going to THE FUCKING DMV.

If it’s with you, it’ll be good.